Nothing haunts us like the things we don’t say.
Mitch Albom (via petrichour)

(Source: hellanne)

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When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.

sodamnrelatable:

People be like

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“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”

“Send food”

“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”

“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”

“Omg, Satan is so funny!”

“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”

“Hitlers a badass!”

“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”

(Source: 90daysofautumn)

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ex-oti-c:

hayleysimps0n:


the-17th-chamber:

Never seen this before…

He literally shat a brick


holy shit… you can see the plane crashing into the building. you can see it GLIDING almost. this is the best gif/photo i’ve ever seen of 9/11, it’s stunning (in the literal sense)

ex-oti-c:

hayleysimps0n:

the-17th-chamber:

Never seen this before…

He literally shat a brick

holy shit… you can see the plane crashing into the building. you can see it GLIDING almost. this is the best gif/photo i’ve ever seen of 9/11, it’s stunning (in the literal sense)

(Source: ravens-and-jellyfish)

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hotanimegirl:

did this broccoli just flip me off?

hotanimegirl:

did this broccoli just flip me off?

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johnfreakingegbert:

Money speaks and it tells me you’re a faggot

johnfreakingegbert:

Money speaks and it tells me you’re a faggot

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